Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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