Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org