I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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