The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.