The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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