Joke #9489

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 78.55 % from 317 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, age, insulting, food

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."
Vote: has 89.30 % from 3691 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, food, age, love
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Vote: has 87.12 % from 1418 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, birthday, money, age, food
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Vote: has 86.69 % from 4123 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, food, insulting
An old man lived alone in Tasmania. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jase, who used to help him, was in prison.  The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.   Dear Jase,   I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year; I’m just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad.   A few days later he received a letter from his son.   Dear Dad,   For heaven’s sake, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the BODIES. Love Jase.   At 4A.M. the next morning, the Federal Police and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.   Dear Dad.   Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Jase.
Vote: has 85.68 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: old people, age, old people, work, food
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Vote: has 85.08 % from 4189 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote: has 84.81 % from 3146 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Vote: has 84.19 % from 3023 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, food, fat, insulting
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Vote: has 83.46 % from 2518 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Vote: has 83.32 % from 2672 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Vote: has 82.60 % from 1879 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting