The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.