Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall." The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.