Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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