Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.