Joke #9498

The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.

Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

One day, Hitler decided to test out the skills of several prisoners in Treblinka. As the first test, he had his soldiers bring him out the three prisoners, then line them up before him. "How high can you jump?" he asks the first one. "About 1 meter," answers the prisoner. Hitler nodded before turning to his soldier. "Take this one back to work, but give him 1 kilogram of rye bread." After the soldier did as he was told, Hitler stood before the second prisoner. "How high can you jump?" he asks again. After a moment of thinking, the prisoner says. "Two meters, if I really try." Hitler nodded before turning to his soldier again. "Take this one back to work too, but give him two kilograms of rye bread." Observing this, the third prisoner did the maths and hatched a plan. Finally, Hitler stood face to face with him. "How high can you jump?" he asked him at last prisoner. "My most illustrious Führer, I can jump 5 meters!" said the prisoner as a smug grin bloomed on his face. Hitler frowned before turning to his soldier. "Tell me, Walter: how tall are the walls around the camp?" "Three meters, my Führer!" cried the soldier. Hitler nodded again before turning to the last prisoner. "In that case, shoot this one: he may become a problem in the future."

Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.

Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.