Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.