When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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