One step forward, 12 floors down.
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A: Bombastically.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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A: There are twenty of them.
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting?
A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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