Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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