Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.