Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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