Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.