The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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