The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.