Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .