Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.