Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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