Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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