Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.