Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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