Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.