Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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