Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.