Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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