Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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