Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!