You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!