You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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