Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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