Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.