Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.