Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.