Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.