Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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