The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.