The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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