When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"