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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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