Joke #9591

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.