According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.