If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.