Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.