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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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