For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...