When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.