Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.