Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.