Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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