Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!