The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.