The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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He used a parachute twice.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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