Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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