Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.