Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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