When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.