When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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