Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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