Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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