Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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