Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"