Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.